
For example, we have the either ominous or helpful “LiceAuthority” network. While I don’t really want to know, if I was chatting away with you at a cocktail party I’d have to ask if you were an authority with lice because you frequently suffer from them, or for other reasons?

If you happen to be a social climber, you’ll appreciate the network name of “PacHeightsorBust” which was not taken in Pacific Heights, but from an adjacent neighborhood…

Plenty of people, apparently, never bother to change the default network name (which probably means that they don’t change the default password either), I saw plenty of ATT*** and Linksys***** networks all over town. San Francisco is supposed to be a city full of creative souls – don’t fail us now!

See, there’s some creative thinking from a guy that probably doesn’t have a girlfriend. Just a hunch on that one folks. And who knew you could use so much punctuation in a network name?

He ain’t never gunna…? Don’t leave me hanging like this! I’d like some closure and finality, please.

You aren’t paranoid, they really are watching your every move.

I’m glad you remembered to lock down your network, and congratulations on the correct spelling of illegal. But you should know, Surveillance Van #8 is out there. And coming for you.

In what way does Seth know goats?

And finally, for all you passive aggressive communicators, I present to you “Click here to get a virus” – because while I don’t really want you to join my network, I just can’t bring myself to say it out loud.
What awesome network names have you stumbled across while in the city or elsewhere?

Not to be a debbie downer, but the reality is that $483,000 doesn’t get you much in San Francisco, especially in the single family home category.





The number of single family homes sold in 2012 was 2,618, up significantly from 2011′s 2,473 sales and 2010′s 2,333 sales.
And, as I’ve written about already, 2012 was the year of the buyer, and demand far exceeded supply, with the days on market dropping in 2012 to 34, down from 43 in 2011 and 41 in 2010. 
The total number of condos sold in 2012 was 2,495, up significantly from the 2,031 sold in 2011 and the 1,846 sold in 2010.
And, again, demand outpaced supply, with the 2012 days on market for a condo coming in at 36, down from 54 in 2011 and 56 in 2012. 
Just like other property types, though, there were more sales in 2012. There were 354 TIC sales in 2012, up from 329 in 2011 and 272 in 2010.
And finally, even though supply was up, demand was up even more, resulting in a days on market calculation for TICs in 2012 of 48, down from 67 in 2011 and way down from the average days on market in 2010 of 87 days. 
Again, more lofts sold in 2012 than in the past two years. 2012 had 224 loft sales, up from 150 in 2011 and 163 in 2010.
Days on market for lofts was also down. The 2012 days on market average for lofts was 36 days, down substantially from the 2011 average of 66 days, and also down from the 2010 average of 56 days on market.
While it might sound obvious, the moral of the story is that a loft is not a condo is not a TIC is not a single family. And Pacific Heights is not Yerba Buena which is not the Excelsior, and so on and so-forth.





